Some Biblical Humor to Bring a Smile to Your Face–Today!

by Carole Brown


And if some of them are kind of corny, well, enjoy the few you like. Have a happy day:



Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Noah free

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah  He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation


Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down

Adam and Eve free

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?                                                                    A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.



Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing

david n Goliath free


Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David… He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.



Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun

Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

PS.. Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . ‘He-brews

Keep laughing!


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About Carole Brown

Besides being a member and active participant of many writing groups, Carole Brown enjoys mentoring beginning writers. She loves to weave suspense and tough topics into her books, along with a touch of romance and whimsy, and is always on the lookout for outstanding titles and catchy ideas. She and her husband reside in SE Ohio but have ministered and counseled nationally and internationally. Together, they enjoy their grandsons, traveling, gardening, good food, the simple life, and did she mention their grandsons?

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